: #Laughs A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room.
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#Laughs A few days after Christmas, a
working in the kitchen listening
to her son playing with his new
airplane in the living room.
son said, "All of you
sons of bitches get the hell off the plane now,
cause this is the
last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are
getting on, get your
asses in the plane, cause we're going to take-off
mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
in this house.
Now I want you to go to your room and you are to
for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with
your plane, but I
you to use nice language." Two hours
later, the son comes out of the
bedroom and resumes playing with his
Soon the mother heard her
say, "All passengers who
are deplaning, please remember to take all of
your belongings with
We thank you for flying with us today and
ip was a pleasant one.
We hope you will fly with us again
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just
you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.
no smoking on the plane.
We hope you will
have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today."
mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
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