: #Laughs A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passengers to demonstrate his serious intentions.

@FunnyJohny

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#Laughs A small twin-prop
commuter plane was
hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who
vowed to kill one
of the passengers to demonstrate his serious intentions.

There were
two passengers present, a microbiologist and a yeast
geneticist.

The hijacker gave each one two minutes to explain why they
shouldn't
be killed.

The microbiologist (who studied bacteria) talked for 1

minute 59 seconds explaining that he studies bacteria, bacteria are

model organisms for the study of genetics and physiology etc.

etc.

and

finished with an emotional, bacteria-laden plea which had the
hijacker in
tears.

When he was done, they turned to the yeast geneticist
who said,
"let me explain to you why yeast genetics is an important

discipline..." but he was interrupted by the microbiologist who
exclaimed "Shoot
me! Shoot me!"

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