: #Laughs A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood.

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#Laughs A vampire bat came flapping in from a
night of foraging, covered in
fresh blood.

He parked himself on the
cave's roof to get some sleep.

Soon all the other bats smelled the
blood and began hassling him about
where he got it.

He told them to
shut up and let him get some sleep, but
they persisted until he
finally gave in.

"OK, follow me." He flew out
of the cave with
hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through a valley
they went, across a
river and into a forest of trees.

Finally he slowed
down and all the
other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Do you see
that tree over
there?" "YES, YES, YES!!" the bats all screamed in a
frenzy.

"Well I
didn't!"