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I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in ? and visa versa.

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I will not scratch wallpaper, curtains, furniture, clothing or my scratch pad.3.

I will not annoy the dog next door (unless I?m in a bad mood) 2.

I will come when my human calls me (occasionally)and the Number One New Year Resolution for Cookie is...1.

I will not sleep more than 23 hours per day.

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