: #Laughs New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies...I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.I will answer my snail mail with the

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#Laughs New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies...I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...

okay, monthly then...or maybe...I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.

This, of course, will be hardto estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I will not reply "MS Tech Support."When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL...

LOL!"I will read the manual...

just as soon as I can find it.I will think of a password other than "password."I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning...

4:30 is much more practical.I resolve...

I resolve to...

I resolve to, uh...

I resolve to, uh, get my, er...I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!

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