: #Laughs One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in.

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#Laughs One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in.

He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday.

"9.30 okay?"George said, "Fine, but I may be about ten minutes late.

Wait for me."The following Sunday George showed up right on time.

Not only that he played left-handed and beat them.They agreed to meet the following Sunday at 9.30.

George again said, "Okay, but I may be about ten minutes late.

Wait for me."The next Sunday there was George, punctual to the dot.

This time he played right-handed and beat them again.

"Okay, for 9.30 next Sunday?" one of the foursome asked.George said, "Sure if I?m ten minutes late?"Another golfer jumped in.

"Wait a minute? You always say you may be ten minutes late.

But you?re always right on time and you beat us whether you play right or left handed."George said, "Well, that?s true ? I?m superstitious.

If I wake up and my wife is sleeping on her right side, I play right-handed.

If she?s sleeping on her left side, I play left-handed.""What if she?s lying on her back?"George said, "That?s when I?m ten minutes late!"