: #Laughs Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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#Laughs Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both.

You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female inpersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unferrtilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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