: #Laughs It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper.
@FunnyJohny 26 Days ago
#Laughs It seems a gentleman had too
much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a
Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a
line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out
and had just given it to the driver before an accident in
lane took his attention to more important
The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn't coming
him, drove home and went to bed.
he was awakened in the
morning by a
knock at the door, created by two more state
"Are you Mr.
Johnson?" the asked? He admitted that he
"Were you pulled over at Main Street last night for driving under the
influence?" Again, the man admitted that was he.
"And what did
you do then," the troopers asked." The man replied
that he drove his
car home and went to bed.
"Where is your car now?" the t
The man answered that
it was in the
"May we see the car?" asked the troopers.
The man answered, "Sure,"
and opened the garage.
Inside the garage was the state
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