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: #Laughs Policeman:
Why were you
speeding?
Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of
gas.
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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a spider and an
elephant ?
I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the
ceiling then run
before it collapses !
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: #Laughs The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test.
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: #Laughs |The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME.
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: #Laughs Q:
What do you call two spiders who just
got married?
A: Newlywebs.
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: #Laughs A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk.
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: #Laughs Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's
best
friend?
A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated
instrument on
earth.
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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An interpreter.
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: #Laughs Yo mama so dark she went to night school and
was marked
absent!
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: #Laughs Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses 0 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
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: #Laughs |There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft.
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: #Laughs John was sitting outside his
local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good
about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts
decrying the evils of drink.
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: #Laughs An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
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: #Laughs A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.
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: #Laughs A preacher was completing
a temperance
sermon: with great
expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the
world, I'd
take it and throw it into the river."
With even
greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine
in the worl
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: #Laughs Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team's woeful record:"We can't win at home.
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: #Laughs While I was
waiting to see the dentist, a
woman came out of his inner office
smiling.
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: #Laughs Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in Chicago on May 18 and charged with sexually assaulting (forced fellatio) a 42-year-old woman.
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: #Laughs |The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis.
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: #Laughs A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I me
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: #Laughs Is there a way to make a hamburger do the
Hula?
Sure, order a burger and a shake!
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: #Laughs A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually.
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: #Laughs Yo mamma's so fat the cops had to use "The Jaws of life" to get her INTO her car!
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: #Laughs Knock Knock
Who's there !
Celeste
!
Celeste who ?
Celeste time I lend you money !
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: #Laughs Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anne
Boleyn !
Anne Boleyn who ?
Anne Boleyn alley !
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: #Laughs Will you come to my party on
Saturday?
Yes, please, What's the address?
25 The High Street.
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: #Laughs An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise.
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: #Laughs What kind of snake is useful on
your
windscreen ?
A viper !
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: #Laughs Knock Knock
Who's there !
Avery
!
Avery who ?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this
!
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: #Laughs The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar.
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: #Laughs Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cheese
!
Cheese who ?
Cheese a jolly good fellow !
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: #Laughs |On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming, ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the
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: #Laughs A blind man walks into a store
with his seeing eye dog.
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: #Laughs Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One.
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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a
jelly ?
The collie wobbles !
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: #Laughs Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
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: #Laughs Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license.
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: #Laughs A man, seeking to lose
some of
his excess weight, visited the local doctor.
John: How can I lose
twelve pounds of ugly fat?
Doctor: Of course! Cut your head
off.
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