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: #Laughs The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy."Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked the salesclerk."It's designed to adjust the tot to live in today's world, madam," the shop assistant replied...."Any way he tries

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: #Laughs A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it.

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: #Laughs Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer?None.

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: #Laughs The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I d

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: #Laughs AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.

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: #Laughs Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called hisfirst witness to the stand - a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

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: #Laughs A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert.

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: #Laughs Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:---------------------------------Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50Hand Job .00---------------------------------Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dolla

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: #Laughs What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!

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: #Laughs A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men.

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: #Laughs A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave.

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: #Laughs Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!

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: #Laughs After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.

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: #Laughs What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede.

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: #Laughs What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my mummy !

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: #Laughs "Helga, tell me something.

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: #Laughs The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy."Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked the salesclerk."It's designed to adjust the tot to live in today's world, madam," the shop assistant replied...."Any way he tries

: #Laughs A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it.

: #Laughs Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !

: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer?None.

: #Laughs The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I d

: #Laughs AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.

: #Laughs Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called hisfirst witness to the stand - a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

: #Laughs A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert.

: #Laughs Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:---------------------------------Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50Hand Job .00---------------------------------Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dolla

: #Laughs What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!

: #Laughs A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men.

: #Laughs A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave.

: #Laughs Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!

: #Laughs After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.

: #Laughs What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede.

: #Laughs What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my mummy !

: #Laughs "Helga, tell me something.

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