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: #Laughs God, I was wondering...how long is a million years to you?"God answered, "Son, a million years to me is like a second to you."So the man asks, "God how much is a million dollars to you?"And God answered, "Son a million dollars to me is like

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them.

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: #Laughs His brain could be the perfect dielectric.

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: #Laughs Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work.

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: #Laughs What do you call a cow that's just had a baby? De-calfinated!

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: #Laughs A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men.

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: #Laughs How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.

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: #Laughs A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis.

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: #Laughs |Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

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: #Laughs What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !

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: #Laughs A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's trouser leg.The man reached in his pocket and took out a doggie biscuit.A busybody who had been watching ran up to him and said, "You shouldn't do

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: #Laughs Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on."I'm about to close,' the surgeon says.The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not going to let y

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: #Laughs Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

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: #Laughs Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

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: #Laughs NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!

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: #Laughs A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.

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: #Laughs Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye

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: #Laughs God, I was wondering...how long is a million years to you?"God answered, "Son, a million years to me is like a second to you."So the man asks, "God how much is a million dollars to you?"And God answered, "Son a million dollars to me is like

: #Laughs Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them.

: #Laughs His brain could be the perfect dielectric.

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: #Laughs Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work.

: #Laughs What do you call a cow that's just had a baby? De-calfinated!

: #Laughs A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men.

: #Laughs How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.

: #Laughs A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis.

: #Laughs |Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

: #Laughs What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !

: #Laughs A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's trouser leg.The man reached in his pocket and took out a doggie biscuit.A busybody who had been watching ran up to him and said, "You shouldn't do

: #Laughs Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on."I'm about to close,' the surgeon says.The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says, "I'm not going to let y

: #Laughs Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

: #Laughs Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

: #Laughs NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!

: #Laughs A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.

: #Laughs Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on.

: #Laughs Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye

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