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: #Laughs And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sacerdotal monarch."And Je

: #Laughs What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned on before it gets wet.

: #Laughs A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well, God

: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?

: #Laughs Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A: So they push back harder.

: #Laughs Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise.

: #Laughs Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need topurchase a bull so that they ca

: #Laughs Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

: #Laughs What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ? 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

: #Laughs So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up, smoking a cigarette, and says "Well, I guess that answers THAT question!!!"
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