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: #Laughs Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy.

: #Laughs Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won't step onit when you walk.

: #Laughs Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy says, "I can remember the first day of my First Grade class."Second guy says, "I can remember my first day at Nursery School!"Not to be outdone, the third guy says,

: #Laughs Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

: #Laughs A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender.

: #Laughs A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the shoulder.

: #Laughs Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!I looked away for a couple se

: #Laughs |Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.Baloney buh-lo'-nee: Where some hemlines fall.Bernadette burn'-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage.Burglarize

: #Laughs Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior - there's the NCO Club.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both states?

: #Laughs What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes.
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