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: #Laughs What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!

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: #Laughs Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an asparagus patch doing knee bends!

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: #Laughs A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town.

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: #Laughs A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she willnever open.

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: #Laughs What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined and dismantled for six months.

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: #Laughs Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They had been meeting in that park every sunny day, for over 12 years, chatting and enjoying each others friendship.One day, the younger of the two ladies, turns to the ot

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: #Laughs Who is the bees favourite singer ? Sting !

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: #Laughs When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.

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: #Laughs Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Vein-illa.

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: #Laughs Guys have feelings too.

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: #Laughs |For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level.

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: #Laughs "No, no, no!" said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !

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: #Laughs A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."

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: #Laughs |You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.Sample the whisky to check for qua

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: #Laughs The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board.

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: #Laughs Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow: EKG.Then: Acid rockNow: Acid reflux.Then: Moving to California because it's cool.Now: Moving to California because it's hot.Then: Watching John Glenn's his

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: #Laughs Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby."Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother."And why not?" asked Stan.

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: #Laughs What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!

: #Laughs Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an asparagus patch doing knee bends!

: #Laughs A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town.

: #Laughs A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she willnever open.

: #Laughs What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined and dismantled for six months.

: #Laughs Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They had been meeting in that park every sunny day, for over 12 years, chatting and enjoying each others friendship.One day, the younger of the two ladies, turns to the ot

: #Laughs Who is the bees favourite singer ? Sting !

: #Laughs When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.

: #Laughs Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Vein-illa.

: #Laughs Guys have feelings too.

: #Laughs |For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level.

: #Laughs "No, no, no!" said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !

: #Laughs A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."

: #Laughs |You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.Sample the whisky to check for qua

: #Laughs The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board.

: #Laughs Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow: EKG.Then: Acid rockNow: Acid reflux.Then: Moving to California because it's cool.Now: Moving to California because it's hot.Then: Watching John Glenn's his

: #Laughs Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby."Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother."And why not?" asked Stan.

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