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: #Laughs On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships.

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: #Laughs Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash "He can't come to the phone right now..he's on the ledge." "He won't be in today...he was made an offer and he refused." "He left the building and not via the elevator..if you catch my drift." "I'm sorry, sir

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: #Laughs One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police. "Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered

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: #Laughs Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft.

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: #Laughs Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell

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: #Laughs John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.

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: #Laughs |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."

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: #Laughs Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.

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: #Laughs If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!

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: #Laughs 25 Things a Wife would say in a "perfect world!1) I'll swallow it all...I love the taste! 2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3) I'm bored.

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: #Laughs A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.

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: #Laughs Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving."New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly."Neighbor 1: "So, what is it you do for a living?"New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the Univ

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: #Laughs A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small talk.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?A: She's got that down in the mouth look!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?A: A peeping tom!Q: Why is

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: #Laughs Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, ?Hey, who turned off the heater!?

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: #Laughs How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!

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: #Laughs Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girls house.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi.'

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: #Laughs Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!

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: #Laughs A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the worl

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: #Laughs On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships.

: #Laughs Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash "He can't come to the phone right now..he's on the ledge." "He won't be in today...he was made an offer and he refused." "He left the building and not via the elevator..if you catch my drift." "I'm sorry, sir

: #Laughs One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police. "Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered

: #Laughs Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft.

: #Laughs Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell

: #Laughs John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.

: #Laughs |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."

: #Laughs Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.

: #Laughs If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!

: #Laughs 25 Things a Wife would say in a "perfect world!1) I'll swallow it all...I love the taste! 2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3) I'm bored.

: #Laughs A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.

: #Laughs Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving."New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly."Neighbor 1: "So, what is it you do for a living?"New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the Univ

: #Laughs A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small talk.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?A: She's got that down in the mouth look!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?A: A peeping tom!Q: Why is

: #Laughs Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, ?Hey, who turned off the heater!?

: #Laughs How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!

: #Laughs Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girls house.

: #Laughs Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi.'

: #Laughs Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!

: #Laughs A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the worl

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