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: #Laughs |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc.DOS w

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: #Laughs Lesbians can also take Viagra.

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: #Laughs Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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: #Laughs Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !

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: #Laughs Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant.

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: #Laughs |Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!

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: #Laughs |A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got.

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: #Laughs Two cannibals were having their dinner.

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: #Laughs Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.

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: #Laughs Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland?The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies

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: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.

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: #Laughs The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

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: #Laughs How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.

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: #Laughs |How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!

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: #Laughs A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want todo the same.""Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend.

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: #Laughs Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !

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: #Laughs A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde.

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: #Laughs A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aleta ! Aleta who ? Aleta from the tax man !

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: #Laughs In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I'm married to a sex maniac.

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: #Laughs |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc.DOS w

: #Laughs Lesbians can also take Viagra.

: #Laughs Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

: #Laughs Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !

: #Laughs Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant.

: #Laughs |Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!

: #Laughs |A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got.

: #Laughs Two cannibals were having their dinner.

: #Laughs Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.

: #Laughs Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland?The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies

: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.

: #Laughs The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

: #Laughs How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.

: #Laughs |How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!

: #Laughs A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want todo the same.""Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend.

: #Laughs Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !

: #Laughs A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde.

: #Laughs A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aleta ! Aleta who ? Aleta from the tax man !

: #Laughs In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I'm married to a sex maniac.

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