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: #Laughs Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark

: #Laughs Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk1 single serving cereal1 single serving frozen dinnerThe girl at the checkout looks at him and says "Single are you?"The man replies ver

: #Laughs What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty ,biohazzard.(Men will voluntarily wear all but the last classification ofthese clothes).

: #Laughs What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night? No wonder you called the company Microsoft

: #Laughs Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day.

: #Laughs A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88..."The blond calls to her as the cars and trucks wizz past."What are you doing?""I'm counting cars,"comes the rely.

: #Laughs A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.

: #Laughs Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No, you have to look at it.

: #Laughs I failed every subject except for algebra. How did you keep from failing that? I didn't take algebra!

: #Laughs A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart.
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