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: #Laughs When I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men he said he couldn't increase my pay, but if I told him the names of the three men he'd fire them.

: #Laughs When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline th

: #Laughs Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are excellent "housekeepers".

: #Laughs One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the first stop, he picked up a fat little girl.

: #Laughs What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people whoweren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

: #Laughs |A story I'll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened the window, and then crept inAs quiet as a mouse.He looked around for a place to hide,'Till the folks were all asleep,Then said he, "With their moneyI'll take a quiet sneak."

: #Laughs Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

: #Laughs |From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon Pasta in its food section, calling for one cup of Chanterelle mushrooms.

: #Laughs Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine? A: "Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?A: She turned it over and used the other side.

: #Laughs Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

: #Laughs Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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