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: #Laughs A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.

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: #Laughs What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.

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: #Laughs A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients.

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: #Laughs It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and sou

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!

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: #Laughs A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an Italian and a Chinese.

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: #Laughs Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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: #Laughs In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.

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: #Laughs A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.

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: #Laughs I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? --Age 15 Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to

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: #Laughs Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't.

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: #Laughs Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!

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: #Laughs "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" by Woody Allen.

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: #Laughs Temperatures60 degrees - Californians put their sweaters on.

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: #Laughs Two cannibals were having their dinner.

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: #Laughs More Jesse news...

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: #Laughs An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy.

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: #Laughs A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.

: #Laughs What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.

: #Laughs A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients.

: #Laughs It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and sou

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!

: #Laughs A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an Italian and a Chinese.

: #Laughs Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.

: #Laughs Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

: #Laughs In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.

: #Laughs A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.

: #Laughs I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? --Age 15 Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to

: #Laughs Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't.

: #Laughs Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!

: #Laughs "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" by Woody Allen.

: #Laughs Temperatures60 degrees - Californians put their sweaters on.

: #Laughs Two cannibals were having their dinner.

: #Laughs More Jesse news...

: #Laughs An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy.

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