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: #Laughs What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the telephone!

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: #Laughs Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm.

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: #Laughs How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms? Drop him a line.

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: #Laughs First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm.

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: #Laughs What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ? The dance of the sugar plump fairy !

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: #Laughs Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.

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: #Laughs Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it's getting interesting they are finished until next time...

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: #Laughs |A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face.Solution: Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror.

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: #Laughs Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

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: #Laughs A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102.

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: #Laughs Should I have a baby after 35? No, 35 children is enough.

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: #Laughs Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve.

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: #Laughs A neutron walks into a bar.

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: #Laughs A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign and a lever.

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: #Laughs Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!""Really?"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"

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: #Laughs Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs of conscience.It bothered him so much that he decided that he just had to tell his priest about it in confession.The priest was shocked and could

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: #Laughs A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts."A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother goes to in

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: #Laughs |A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.

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: #Laughs Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.

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: #Laughs What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the telephone!

: #Laughs Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm.

: #Laughs How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms? Drop him a line.

: #Laughs First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm.

: #Laughs What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ? The dance of the sugar plump fairy !

: #Laughs Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.

: #Laughs Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it's getting interesting they are finished until next time...

: #Laughs |A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face.Solution: Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror.

: #Laughs Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

: #Laughs A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102.

: #Laughs Should I have a baby after 35? No, 35 children is enough.

: #Laughs Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve.

: #Laughs A neutron walks into a bar.

: #Laughs A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign and a lever.

: #Laughs Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!""Really?"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"

: #Laughs Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs of conscience.It bothered him so much that he decided that he just had to tell his priest about it in confession.The priest was shocked and could

: #Laughs A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts."A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother goes to in

: #Laughs |A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.

: #Laughs Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.

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