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: #Laughs What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.

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: #Laughs Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

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: #Laughs How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !

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: #Laughs There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really ,really, really drunk.

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: #Laughs Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them picked up two huge potatoes and said "These potatoes remind me of Emil's balls""Are they that big?" asked the other."No they're this dirty."

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: #Laughs Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: If you get caught up in this war...

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: #Laughs Winning the Lottery by Jack Potts

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: #Laughs What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !

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: #Laughs yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

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: #Laughs How come wrong numbers are never busy?

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: #Laughs It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.After a year she went into the hospital to give birth.The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.

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: #Laughs There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on a little redstreet in a little red town.

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: #Laughs Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.

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: #Laughs A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.

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: #Laughs |A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.

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: #Laughs Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk.

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: #Laughs A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2 2?" The housewife replies: "Four!".The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or4.

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: #Laughs A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and you'll get some loving tonite." The equally bored husband, wishing to avoid any kind of sex at all replies, "An elephant".

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: #Laughs What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop? An 'Amish' drive-by shooting

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: #Laughs What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.

: #Laughs Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

: #Laughs How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !

: #Laughs There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really ,really, really drunk.

: #Laughs Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them picked up two huge potatoes and said "These potatoes remind me of Emil's balls""Are they that big?" asked the other."No they're this dirty."

: #Laughs Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: If you get caught up in this war...

: #Laughs Winning the Lottery by Jack Potts

: #Laughs What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !

: #Laughs yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

: #Laughs How come wrong numbers are never busy?

: #Laughs It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.After a year she went into the hospital to give birth.The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow.

: #Laughs Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.

: #Laughs There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on a little redstreet in a little red town.

: #Laughs Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.

: #Laughs A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.

: #Laughs |A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.

: #Laughs Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk.

: #Laughs A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2 2?" The housewife replies: "Four!".The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or4.

: #Laughs A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and you'll get some loving tonite." The equally bored husband, wishing to avoid any kind of sex at all replies, "An elephant".

: #Laughs What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop? An 'Amish' drive-by shooting

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