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: #Laughs How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

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: #Laughs A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

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: #Laughs A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump.

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: #Laughs I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.

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: #Laughs Bob and Tom both like to golf.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

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: #Laughs Two hookers were on a street corner.

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: #Laughs A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.

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: #Laughs Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well.

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: #Laughs There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emo

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: #Laughs Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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: #Laughs How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

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: #Laughs Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin!

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: #Laughs Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?

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: #Laughs New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form 1040PThe only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is your penis.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.

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: #Laughs A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school.

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: #Laughs What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough drop.

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: #Laughs How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

: #Laughs A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

: #Laughs A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump.

: #Laughs I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.

: #Laughs Bob and Tom both like to golf.

: #Laughs Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

: #Laughs Two hookers were on a street corner.

: #Laughs A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.

: #Laughs Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well.

: #Laughs There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emo

: #Laughs Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

: #Laughs How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

: #Laughs Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin!

: #Laughs Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?

: #Laughs New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form 1040PThe only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is your penis.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.

: #Laughs A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school.

: #Laughs What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory? You can hear a cough drop.

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