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: #Laughs Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit.

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: #Laughs A blonde was filling out an application form for a job.

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: #Laughs Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.

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: #Laughs |How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website!

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: #Laughs A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.

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: #Laughs Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.

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: #Laughs What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

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: #Laughs In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I'm married to a sex maniac.

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: #Laughs A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit.

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: #Laughs |The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding.Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved

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: #Laughs Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.

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: #Laughs What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !

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: #Laughs John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school callme."

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

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: #Laughs What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!

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: #Laughs So one night, the farmer gets drunk.

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: #Laughs What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels? Very large ones.

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: #Laughs |On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there.

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: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, I can't eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don't have a fork.

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: #Laughs Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit.

: #Laughs A blonde was filling out an application form for a job.

: #Laughs Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.

: #Laughs |How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website!

: #Laughs A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.

: #Laughs Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.

: #Laughs What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

: #Laughs In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I'm married to a sex maniac.

: #Laughs A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit.

: #Laughs |The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding.Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved

: #Laughs Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.

: #Laughs What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !

: #Laughs John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school callme."

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

: #Laughs What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!

: #Laughs So one night, the farmer gets drunk.

: #Laughs What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels? Very large ones.

: #Laughs |On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there.

: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, I can't eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don't have a fork.

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