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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !

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: #Laughs If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do

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: #Laughs |Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the floor show!

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: #Laughs A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."The pharmacist asks the duck, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."The next day, the duck goes back to the drugstore and says to th

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: #Laughs If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining.

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: #Laughs A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you're having a bad day.

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: #Laughs Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking.

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: #Laughs What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !

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: #Laughs Two pieces of string walk into a bar.

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: #Laughs One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?

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: #Laughs Garden Water Features by Lily Pond

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: #Laughs Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark.

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: #Laughs One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.

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: #Laughs On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky, you cow!"The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot

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: #Laughs A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received.

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: #Laughs Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had a phone call in the front office.

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: #Laughs by : Scott Corliss 1.

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: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !

: #Laughs If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do

: #Laughs |Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the floor show!

: #Laughs A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."The pharmacist asks the duck, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."The next day, the duck goes back to the drugstore and says to th

: #Laughs If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining.

: #Laughs A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you're having a bad day.

: #Laughs Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking.

: #Laughs What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !

: #Laughs Two pieces of string walk into a bar.

: #Laughs One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?

: #Laughs Garden Water Features by Lily Pond

: #Laughs Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

: #Laughs Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark.

: #Laughs One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.

: #Laughs On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky, you cow!"The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot

: #Laughs A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received.

: #Laughs Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had a phone call in the front office.

: #Laughs by : Scott Corliss 1.

: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!

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