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: #Laughs What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you.

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: #Laughs A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic.

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: #Laughs What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests.

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: #Laughs How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!

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: #Laughs Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting.

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: #Laughs |A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD".The officer then found a young acco

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: #Laughs Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream.

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: #Laughs Two cannibals meet one day...The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary.

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: #Laughs |hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!

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: #Laughs A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept

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: #Laughs Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to get a-head!

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: #Laughs Romantic Remembrance by Valentine Card

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: #Laughs Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !

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: #Laughs Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly a chance.The second,a lion,based his claim on his

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: #Laughs A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lampwashing up onshore.She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!!The genie notices her anger and

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: #Laughs What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet.

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: #Laughs Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.

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: #Laughs You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the ground.

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: #Laughs A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life.

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: #Laughs What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you.

: #Laughs A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic.

: #Laughs What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests.

: #Laughs How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!

: #Laughs Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting.

: #Laughs |A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD".The officer then found a young acco

: #Laughs Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream.

: #Laughs Two cannibals meet one day...The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary.

: #Laughs |hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!

: #Laughs A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept

: #Laughs Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to get a-head!

: #Laughs Romantic Remembrance by Valentine Card

: #Laughs Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !

: #Laughs Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly a chance.The second,a lion,based his claim on his

: #Laughs A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lampwashing up onshore.She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!!The genie notices her anger and

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet.

: #Laughs Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.

: #Laughs You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the ground.

: #Laughs A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life.

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