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: #Laughs How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?Because they don't have testicles.Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?Breasts don't have eyes.Why don't men eat more M&M's?They'r

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: #Laughs Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a new firm-wide software system.

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: #Laughs So you want a day off.

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: #Laughs How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There's white out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!

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: #Laughs An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.

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: #Laughs At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk.

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: #Laughs A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?"The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down."His friend says, "You

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: #Laughs An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp.

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: #Laughs A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you get a two-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave both hands!

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: #Laughs As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are now, George W.

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: #Laughs Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.

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: #Laughs I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly.

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: #Laughs A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland.

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: #Laughs What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!

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: #Laughs What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? "I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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: #Laughs How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!

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: #Laughs |One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner.

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: #Laughs Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ? Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !

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: #Laughs How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?Because they don't have testicles.Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?Breasts don't have eyes.Why don't men eat more M&M's?They'r

: #Laughs Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a new firm-wide software system.

: #Laughs So you want a day off.

: #Laughs How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There's white out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!

: #Laughs An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.

: #Laughs At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk.

: #Laughs A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?"The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down."His friend says, "You

: #Laughs An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp.

: #Laughs A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you get a two-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave both hands!

: #Laughs As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are now, George W.

: #Laughs Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.

: #Laughs I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly.

: #Laughs A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland.

: #Laughs What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!

: #Laughs What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? "I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

: #Laughs How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!

: #Laughs |One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner.

: #Laughs Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ? Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !

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