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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Kelly limps into his favorite pub...My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast."I got in a tiff with Riley", whispered Kelly to the beertender."Riley? He's just a wee fellow," the barke

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree, that provided them their food.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers...The questions are:1.What are you thinking about?2.Do you love me?3.Do I look fat?4.Do you think she is prettier than me?5.What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so diff

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in which there is a victim.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire.?Hey kid!? the farmer says, ?where ya goin? with that wire?? ?Well,? the kid drawls, ?this here ain?t j

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day.

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