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: #Laughs Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ? Pupil: Me !

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: #Laughs Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee I go to a barber, not a beauty salon Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on Don't wax

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: #Laughs The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no.

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: #Laughs Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken?Sister: Three years.

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: #Laughs Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them.

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: #Laughs A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong."Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "Oh yeah? What's the problem?""When I asked her if she could learn to love me," he said, "she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.

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: #Laughs Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or lack there-of of the super model Stephanie Seymour."I say she's highly over-rated," said one "Take away her eyes, her lips, her legs and that figure, and what have

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: #Laughs Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs, who appreciates a good fuc-schia garden, classic music and tal-king without getting too serious.Feel free to apply, but please only read lines 1, 3, and 5.

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: #Laughs What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?Toss in your laundry.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two.

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: #Laughs There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn't find a way off.

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: #Laughs A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift."Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up.""Oh, no." the woman replies.

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: #Laughs A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes andkegs of beer.

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: #Laughs The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1.

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: #Laughs What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.

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: #Laughs Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell

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: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

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: #Laughs One day, a man walked into the dentist"s office for some dental work.The dentist said, "Sir, you have a tooth I must pull, What type of pain killer would you like?"The man looked at the dentist and said, "None, thanks, I have experienced the secon

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: #Laughs |There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave.

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: #Laughs How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!

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: #Laughs Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ? Pupil: Me !

: #Laughs Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee I go to a barber, not a beauty salon Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on Don't wax

: #Laughs The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no.

: #Laughs Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken?Sister: Three years.

: #Laughs Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them.

: #Laughs A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong."Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "Oh yeah? What's the problem?""When I asked her if she could learn to love me," he said, "she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.

: #Laughs Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or lack there-of of the super model Stephanie Seymour."I say she's highly over-rated," said one "Take away her eyes, her lips, her legs and that figure, and what have

: #Laughs Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs, who appreciates a good fuc-schia garden, classic music and tal-king without getting too serious.Feel free to apply, but please only read lines 1, 3, and 5.

: #Laughs What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?Toss in your laundry.

: #Laughs Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two.

: #Laughs There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn't find a way off.

: #Laughs A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift."Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up.""Oh, no." the woman replies.

: #Laughs A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes andkegs of beer.

: #Laughs The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1.

: #Laughs What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.

: #Laughs Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell

: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

: #Laughs One day, a man walked into the dentist"s office for some dental work.The dentist said, "Sir, you have a tooth I must pull, What type of pain killer would you like?"The man looked at the dentist and said, "None, thanks, I have experienced the secon

: #Laughs |There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave.

: #Laughs How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!

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