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: #Laughs A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"

: #Laughs It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.

: #Laughs And then there's little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom and passed by his parents door.Noticing that the door was open a bit, he walked in only to see his mother performing oral sex on his dad.Upon seeing this, little Johnny walks

: #Laughs I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!

: #Laughs Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'

: #Laughs If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she? Dead.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start ? Well first I created the sun, then the earth

: #Laughs Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class.

: #Laughs If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

: #Laughs Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill." Later, he got a bill for 0.00, which he paid.

: #Laughs A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."The priest says, "What do you mean, 'almost'?"The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."The priest replies, "Rubb
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