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: #Laughs How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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: #Laughs What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna

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: #Laughs How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !

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: #Laughs Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.

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: #Laughs Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !

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: #Laughs A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his surgeon comes in and tells him: "Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you.""Give me the bad news first, Doc." says the patient.

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: #Laughs Two men died and went to Heaven.

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: #Laughs What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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: #Laughs Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him.

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: #Laughs A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains.

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: #Laughs A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow.

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: #Laughs If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.

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: #Laughs Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the new computer virus?It's called the "Lorena Bobbit Virus".Apparently, it turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy!

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: #Laughs RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you're ugly, you probably are.

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: #Laughs |Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella.

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: #Laughs |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their ar

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: #Laughs How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

: #Laughs What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna

: #Laughs How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !

: #Laughs Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.

: #Laughs Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his surgeon comes in and tells him: "Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you.""Give me the bad news first, Doc." says the patient.

: #Laughs Two men died and went to Heaven.

: #Laughs What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

: #Laughs Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him.

: #Laughs A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains.

: #Laughs A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow.

: #Laughs If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.

: #Laughs Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order? Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the new computer virus?It's called the "Lorena Bobbit Virus".Apparently, it turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy!

: #Laughs RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you're ugly, you probably are.

: #Laughs |Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella.

: #Laughs |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their ar

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