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: #Laughs Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

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: #Laughs Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.

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: #Laughs All booster, no payload.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she's pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: "Is it mine?"

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: #Laughs An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop."Ma'am," said the cop, "I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman ...then ...

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: #Laughs What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !

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: #Laughs A man calls his mother in Florida.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !

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: #Laughs Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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: #Laughs Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision.

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: #Laughs An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house.

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: #Laughs |Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole.

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: #Laughs AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig Money WorksBought My WifeBrutal Money Waster BUICKBig Ugly Indestructable Car Killer CHEVROLETCan Hear

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: #Laughs How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

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: #Laughs There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in the middle of the sea, waiting for someone to come.

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: #Laughs What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !

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: #Laughs Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

: #Laughs Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.

: #Laughs All booster, no payload.

: #Laughs Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she's pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: "Is it mine?"

: #Laughs An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop."Ma'am," said the cop, "I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman ...then ...

: #Laughs What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !

: #Laughs A man calls his mother in Florida.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !

: #Laughs Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

: #Laughs Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision.

: #Laughs An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house.

: #Laughs |Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole.

: #Laughs AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig Money WorksBought My WifeBrutal Money Waster BUICKBig Ugly Indestructable Car Killer CHEVROLETCan Hear

: #Laughs How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

: #Laughs There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in the middle of the sea, waiting for someone to come.

: #Laughs What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !

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