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: #Laughs What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).

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: #Laughs YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

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: #Laughs John and Claire are just newly married.

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: #Laughs Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure.

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: #Laughs What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

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: #Laughs "Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand.

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: #Laughs Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child of their own.

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: #Laughs |There's a five pound note on the floor.

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: #Laughs What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive.

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: #Laughs Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.

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: #Laughs The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant Alienated By Controversial New Gay Muppet NEW YORK--A spokesperson for the letter D announced Monday that the consonant is withdrawing sponsorship from Se

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory? She kept throwing out all of the W's!

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: #Laughs |The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes.

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: #Laughs A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "I'd love to be ten again."On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park.

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: #Laughs There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was.

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: #Laughs What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ? A bee is an aeroplane !

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: #Laughs This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it's a gay bar, but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."When the gay waiter approaches he says to the guy, "What's the name of your penis?" Guy: Look, I'm not into any of that.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the shower to pee.

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: #Laughs Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ? Bolzano the door !

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: #Laughs What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).

: #Laughs YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

: #Laughs John and Claire are just newly married.

: #Laughs Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure.

: #Laughs What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

: #Laughs "Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand.

: #Laughs Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child of their own.

: #Laughs |There's a five pound note on the floor.

: #Laughs What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive.

: #Laughs Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.

: #Laughs The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant Alienated By Controversial New Gay Muppet NEW YORK--A spokesperson for the letter D announced Monday that the consonant is withdrawing sponsorship from Se

: #Laughs Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory? She kept throwing out all of the W's!

: #Laughs |The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes.

: #Laughs A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "I'd love to be ten again."On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park.

: #Laughs There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was.

: #Laughs What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ? A bee is an aeroplane !

: #Laughs This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it's a gay bar, but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."When the gay waiter approaches he says to the guy, "What's the name of your penis?" Guy: Look, I'm not into any of that.

: #Laughs How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the shower to pee.

: #Laughs Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ? Bolzano the door !

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