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: #Laughs Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee I go to a barber, not a beauty salon Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on Don't wax

: #Laughs A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell. "Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said.

: #Laughs One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink.

: #Laughs Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u, v,w.x.y, and zTeacher: Where's the p?Kid: It's running down my leg!!Sent by Jenna

: #Laughs Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years.

: #Laughs This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home.

: #Laughs According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem.

: #Laughs "Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farmer, "you'll have to go by yourself!"

: #Laughs I've been on my computer all night! Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?

: #Laughs A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hoursto spare one afternoon.
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