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: #Laughs Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah willmerge.An industry source said that the deal had been in the works about 1300 years.While details were

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: #Laughs How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!

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: #Laughs Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem.

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: #Laughs Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde...Answer: A naked blonde doing cartwheels!

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: #Laughs Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?A: Superbowl.

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: #Laughs Fade Away by Peter Out

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.

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: #Laughs The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound.

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: #Laughs When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.

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: #Laughs Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids.

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: #Laughs One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle.

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: #Laughs A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,"What are you doing?"She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas.

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: #Laughs My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.

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: #Laughs |As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All you dummies fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention.

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: #Laughs Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

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: #Laughs Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M, 3M had asked me to write them a memo describing why we were having problems with diskette failures.

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: #Laughs The church was conducting its annual fund drive.

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: #Laughs Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who's wife was a well known sex addict.

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: #Laughs Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !

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: #Laughs Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah willmerge.An industry source said that the deal had been in the works about 1300 years.While details were

: #Laughs How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul

: #Laughs Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!

: #Laughs Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem.

: #Laughs Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde...Answer: A naked blonde doing cartwheels!

: #Laughs Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?A: Superbowl.

: #Laughs Fade Away by Peter Out

: #Laughs What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.

: #Laughs The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound.

: #Laughs When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.

: #Laughs Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids.

: #Laughs One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle.

: #Laughs A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,"What are you doing?"She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas.

: #Laughs My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.

: #Laughs |As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All you dummies fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention.

: #Laughs Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

: #Laughs Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M, 3M had asked me to write them a memo describing why we were having problems with diskette failures.

: #Laughs The church was conducting its annual fund drive.

: #Laughs Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who's wife was a well known sex addict.

: #Laughs Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !

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