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: #Laughs Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.

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: #Laughs What's the Arkansas state motto?If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.Sent by Mike

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day. He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later complaining that i

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: #Laughs Republicans say "Merry Christmas!" Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"

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: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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: #Laughs When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine.

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: #Laughs 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!" 2nd man: "Did they wake you?" 1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."

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: #Laughs Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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: #Laughs Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Uhhh, well, give me the bad news first, I guess.Doctor: You only have one week left to live.

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: #Laughs Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

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: #Laughs Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks.

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: #Laughs You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married for 50 years.

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: #Laughs There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said.

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: #Laughs How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing"What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."

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: #Laughs There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair black.So she did, and she was sooooo happy with it that she went to her car and drove around just to show off her new look.

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: #Laughs Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes.

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: #Laughs Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

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: #Laughs Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the biggest bottle of Irish whisky he had.The clerk replied "Heck no sister, you nuns and aren't supposed to drink that stuff!"The nun said "Well my son it is not for us you see, it is

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: #Laughs Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.

: #Laughs What's the Arkansas state motto?If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.Sent by Mike

: #Laughs Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day. He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later complaining that i

: #Laughs Republicans say "Merry Christmas!" Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"

: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

: #Laughs When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine.

: #Laughs 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!" 2nd man: "Did they wake you?" 1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."

: #Laughs Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

: #Laughs Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Uhhh, well, give me the bad news first, I guess.Doctor: You only have one week left to live.

: #Laughs Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.

: #Laughs Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr.

: #Laughs Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks.

: #Laughs You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married for 50 years.

: #Laughs There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said.

: #Laughs How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing"What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."

: #Laughs There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair black.So she did, and she was sooooo happy with it that she went to her car and drove around just to show off her new look.

: #Laughs Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes.

: #Laughs Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

: #Laughs Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the biggest bottle of Irish whisky he had.The clerk replied "Heck no sister, you nuns and aren't supposed to drink that stuff!"The nun said "Well my son it is not for us you see, it is

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