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: #Laughs A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They had the following conversation: Dr.: Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water.Woman: Ok.

: #Laughs Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and she didn't want to get a sex change.

: #Laughs Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

: #Laughs Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand brought to a village and put before the cheif.He says to the firstguy,"As punishment for tresspassing I give you a choice, death or Ru Ru".Notwanting to die he picks Ru R

: #Laughs Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!

: #Laughs Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher? One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

: #Laughs Gross pay: 22.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22 Rual Tax4.44 Back Tax1.11 Front Tax1.16 Side tax1.61 Up Tax2.22 Down Tax1.11 Knickknack Tax1.98 Hackensack Tax3.93 Thumbtax0.98 Carpe

: #Laughs How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white elephants.
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