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: #Laughs A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at the same speed beside his truck.Though he thought this odd, the man decided to speed up so he wouldn't cause an accident with

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: #Laughs Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing

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: #Laughs What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.

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: #Laughs Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !

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: #Laughs How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions.

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: #Laughs A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...the bartender looks up and says " where the hell did you get that thing? The Parrot replies " Over in Africa, there's millions of them " !!!!

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: #Laughs A policeman stops a car and suggests an apparently drunken fellow to take a breath test.

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: #Laughs "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.""All generalizations are false.""Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.""Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.""I love cats...they taste just like chicken""Out of my mind.

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: #Laughs Fidel dies and goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !

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: #Laughs What diploma do criminals get? The third degree.

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: #Laughs Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out.

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: #Laughs A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.

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: #Laughs What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop? An 'Amish' drive-by shooting

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: #Laughs Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing " The shrimp boats are coming"?Do you make people vomit in the elevator?Try FDS!Feminnine hygene spray! two squirts will 'twinkle your twat'

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: #Laughs One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put.

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: #Laughs What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!

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: #Laughs A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at the same speed beside his truck.Though he thought this odd, the man decided to speed up so he wouldn't cause an accident with

: #Laughs Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing

: #Laughs What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.

: #Laughs Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !

: #Laughs How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!

: #Laughs A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions.

: #Laughs A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...the bartender looks up and says " where the hell did you get that thing? The Parrot replies " Over in Africa, there's millions of them " !!!!

: #Laughs A policeman stops a car and suggests an apparently drunken fellow to take a breath test.

: #Laughs "The gene pool could use a little chlorine.""All generalizations are false.""Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.""Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.""I love cats...they taste just like chicken""Out of my mind.

: #Laughs Fidel dies and goes to heaven.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !

: #Laughs What diploma do criminals get? The third degree.

: #Laughs Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out.

: #Laughs A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.

: #Laughs What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop? An 'Amish' drive-by shooting

: #Laughs Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing " The shrimp boats are coming"?Do you make people vomit in the elevator?Try FDS!Feminnine hygene spray! two squirts will 'twinkle your twat'

: #Laughs One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put.

: #Laughs What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!

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