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: #Laughs If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

: #Laughs |On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming, ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the

: #Laughs How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.

: #Laughs What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !

: #Laughs A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table."What are you doing?" his mother asked."The box says you can't eat them if t

: #Laughs What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a psychiatrist!

: #Laughs A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.

: #Laughs Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.

: #Laughs I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spend a quarter totell you that you have fifteen cents!"

: #Laughs If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
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