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: #Laughs A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says,"Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large."Then they walk around the ranc

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: #Laughs The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it.

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: #Laughs An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program.The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wanted fixed, then he would have them cover the part of

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: #Laughs |The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane.On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist.The elderly woma

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: #Laughs A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says "Is this a joke?"

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: #Laughs A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work.

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: #Laughs Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic...shouldn't they already kn

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: #Laughs How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.

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: #Laughs The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?" "Not guilty" said the second defendant. "I wasn't talking to you" the judge replied. "I never said a word" the third defen

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: #Laughs One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?

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: #Laughs These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying to decide what prank to pull on a mutual friend.

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: #Laughs Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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: #Laughs Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know teacher.

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: #Laughs There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night.

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: #Laughs Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took him to the outhouse one day to teach him how to urinate properly.

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: #Laughs After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse.

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: #Laughs Do you know the time ? No, we haven't met yet !

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: #Laughs Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That's impossible.

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: #Laughs A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels.

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: #Laughs A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says,"Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large."Then they walk around the ranc

: #Laughs The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it.

: #Laughs An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program.The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wanted fixed, then he would have them cover the part of

: #Laughs |The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane.On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist.The elderly woma

: #Laughs A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says "Is this a joke?"

: #Laughs A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work.

: #Laughs Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic...shouldn't they already kn

: #Laughs How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.

: #Laughs The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?" "Not guilty" said the second defendant. "I wasn't talking to you" the judge replied. "I never said a word" the third defen

: #Laughs One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.

: #Laughs Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?

: #Laughs These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying to decide what prank to pull on a mutual friend.

: #Laughs Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

: #Laughs Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know teacher.

: #Laughs There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night.

: #Laughs Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took him to the outhouse one day to teach him how to urinate properly.

: #Laughs After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse.

: #Laughs Do you know the time ? No, we haven't met yet !

: #Laughs Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That's impossible.

: #Laughs A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels.

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