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: #Laughs What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

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: #Laughs Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it.

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: #Laughs Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's.

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: #Laughs Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway.

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: #Laughs What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!

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: #Laughs And how did you find your steak sir? Well, quite accidentally.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!

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: #Laughs Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !

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: #Laughs A man who isn't qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits.

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: #Laughs After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador's costume prancing around on the roof.

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: #Laughs Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

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: #Laughs What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !

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: #Laughs Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting in school.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul.

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: #Laughs Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them and saw that they had their shirts off and didn't mind the heat, so he turned up the heat.

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: #Laughs What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.

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: #Laughs What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

: #Laughs Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it.

: #Laughs Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's.

: #Laughs Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway.

: #Laughs What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!

: #Laughs And how did you find your steak sir? Well, quite accidentally.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!

: #Laughs Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !

: #Laughs A man who isn't qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits.

: #Laughs After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador's costume prancing around on the roof.

: #Laughs Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

: #Laughs What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !

: #Laughs Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting in school.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul.

: #Laughs Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them and saw that they had their shirts off and didn't mind the heat, so he turned up the heat.

: #Laughs What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.

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