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: #Laughs "I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.""Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! Oh dear, you're right, I'll getthe shovel and clean it up!"

: #Laughs An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop."Ma'am," said the cop, "I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning.

: #Laughs Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road.They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt.It's impossible to assess blame for the accident on eithe

: #Laughs A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "I was only going 40!" the driver protested. "Not according to my radar," the trooper said. "Yes, I was!" the man shouted back. "No yo

: #Laughs Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

: #Laughs Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that." The man says "Just pour them."The man takes the first shot and the bartender says "Hey, you want to talk ab

: #Laughs A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why, officer?" asks the

: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

: #Laughs Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It's done on a very high level.There's a lot of stomping and screaming involved.And it takes two years to get any results.

: #Laughs Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

: #Laughs What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him.

: #Laughs A man who isn't qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits.

: #Laughs Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!
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