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: #Laughs I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley.

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: #Laughs |Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?""Of course they do!" protested his mother.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ? Bart-enders serve drinks !

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: #Laughs A little boy goes up to his father and asks:"Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example.

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: #Laughs What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !

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: #Laughs Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.

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: #Laughs A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- !".

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: #Laughs Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit." A schoolteacher says, "We're going to have to do this over and overagain until we get it right." An airline st

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: #Laughs Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

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: #Laughs Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !

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: #Laughs Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me.

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: #Laughs A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam.

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: #Laughs A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.

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: #Laughs If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?

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: #Laughs Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.

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: #Laughs What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.

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: #Laughs Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant.

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: #Laughs A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch.

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: #Laughs I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley.

: #Laughs |Little Willie asked his mother: "Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?""Of course they do!" protested his mother.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ? Bart-enders serve drinks !

: #Laughs A little boy goes up to his father and asks:"Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example.

: #Laughs What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !

: #Laughs Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.

: #Laughs A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- !".

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit." A schoolteacher says, "We're going to have to do this over and overagain until we get it right." An airline st

: #Laughs Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

: #Laughs Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !

: #Laughs Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me.

: #Laughs A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam.

: #Laughs A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.

: #Laughs If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?

: #Laughs Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.

: #Laughs What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.

: #Laughs Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant.

: #Laughs A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch.

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