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: #Laughs A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.

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: #Laughs How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!

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: #Laughs |Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo.

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: #Laughs Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I'm going ?

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: #Laughs Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies.

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: #Laughs What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !

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: #Laughs Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates."The woman replies, "Yes...And we're going to be careful not to hurt

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: #Laughs How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five.

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: #Laughs The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.

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: #Laughs What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

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: #Laughs What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet.

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: #Laughs What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.

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: #Laughs What is a man's idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.

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: #Laughs Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

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: #Laughs What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.

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: #Laughs Army Jokes by Major Laugh

: #Laughs A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.

: #Laughs How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!

: #Laughs |Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo.

: #Laughs Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I'm going ?

: #Laughs Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies.

: #Laughs What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !

: #Laughs Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates."The woman replies, "Yes...And we're going to be careful not to hurt

: #Laughs How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five.

: #Laughs The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.

: #Laughs What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !

: #Laughs Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

: #Laughs What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet.

: #Laughs What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.

: #Laughs What is a man's idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.

: #Laughs Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.

: #Laughs Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

: #Laughs What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.

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