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: #Laughs What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!

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: #Laughs Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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: #Laughs A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirtand the phone rang - but instead of picking upthe phone I accidentally picked up the ironand stuck it to my ear

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: #Laughs Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache."I've got a beaut cure for a headache," said his mate Trev.

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: #Laughs |In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger.

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: #Laughs Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Negativ, Sir.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife entered the dentist's office.

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: #Laughs If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the same?

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: #Laughs In Florida there was a swimming contest.

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: #Laughs If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:"You could do worse." "I'll work so hard you won't even know I'm there." "I'll need all my paid vacation time up front so I'll be rested when I start." "You can't turn me down beca

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: #Laughs If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.For every action, there is equal and opposite criticism

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: #Laughs Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.

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: #Laughs What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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: #Laughs One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

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: #Laughs You know that Storks bring babys of course.

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: #Laughs In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

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: #Laughs Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper? You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.

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: #Laughs Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you'll pass eventually.

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: #Laughs At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything.

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: #Laughs What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!

: #Laughs Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.

: #Laughs Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

: #Laughs A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirtand the phone rang - but instead of picking upthe phone I accidentally picked up the ironand stuck it to my ear

: #Laughs Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache."I've got a beaut cure for a headache," said his mate Trev.

: #Laughs |In West Kerry, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger.

: #Laughs Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Negativ, Sir.

: #Laughs A husband and wife entered the dentist's office.

: #Laughs If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the same?

: #Laughs In Florida there was a swimming contest.

: #Laughs If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:"You could do worse." "I'll work so hard you won't even know I'm there." "I'll need all my paid vacation time up front so I'll be rested when I start." "You can't turn me down beca

: #Laughs If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.For every action, there is equal and opposite criticism

: #Laughs Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.

: #Laughs What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

: #Laughs One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

: #Laughs You know that Storks bring babys of course.

: #Laughs In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

: #Laughs Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper? You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.

: #Laughs Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you'll pass eventually.

: #Laughs At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" even when you don't know anything.

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