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: #Laughs A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman.

: #Laughs Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.

: #Laughs Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest...Just before you flunk a test.There is nothing new...under a rock.A journey of a thousand miles begins with...a private jet.A committee of three...gets things done when they are no

: #Laughs Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

: #Laughs Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll

: #Laughs If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every day and women would bleed to death.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew a light bulb!

: #Laughs Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

: #Laughs What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
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