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: #Laughs Q: Ever wonder about people who pay for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!

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: #Laughs On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."On Maternity Room

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: #Laughs A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into theliving room.

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: #Laughs Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

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: #Laughs A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from each other.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

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: #Laughs Submarines are safer than airplanes.

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: #Laughs What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.

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: #Laughs Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

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: #Laughs An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde." Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde." The other said, "Suicide blonde?

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !

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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!

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: #Laughs An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

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: #Laughs The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue."Can I see your license and registration, bub?", the cop inquired."But officer," the fellow started, "I can explain...""Shut yer trap, bub!" snapped the officer.

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: #Laughs I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

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: #Laughs Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from Disneyland?Apparently all three were co-conspirators in the kidnapping of Pinocchio.For several days, they tied him up, and each took turns sitting on his

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: #Laughs Q: Ever wonder about people who pay for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!

: #Laughs On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."On Maternity Room

: #Laughs A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into theliving room.

: #Laughs Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

: #Laughs A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from each other.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

: #Laughs Submarines are safer than airplanes.

: #Laughs What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.

: #Laughs Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

: #Laughs An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde." Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde." The other said, "Suicide blonde?

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !

: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!

: #Laughs An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

: #Laughs The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue."Can I see your license and registration, bub?", the cop inquired."But officer," the fellow started, "I can explain...""Shut yer trap, bub!" snapped the officer.

: #Laughs I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

: #Laughs Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from Disneyland?Apparently all three were co-conspirators in the kidnapping of Pinocchio.For several days, they tied him up, and each took turns sitting on his

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