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: #Laughs The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.

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: #Laughs I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

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: #Laughs "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that.

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: #Laughs A college couple is under a tree on campus making out.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

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: #Laughs OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels.

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: #Laughs What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!

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: #Laughs During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general.

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: #Laughs "Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Fred looking out of the kitchen window.

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: #Laughs Women love to talk on the phone.

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: #Laughs 3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all knitting garments for there respective babies.Suddnely the first expectant mother stops knitting, checks her watch, pulls a bottle of pills from her h

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: #Laughs Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!

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: #Laughs Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian.

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: #Laughs What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An Amish drive by shooting!

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: #Laughs Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation.

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: #Laughs A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

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: #Laughs A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.

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: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am I Cathy?"Attorney: "And why did that upset you?"Witness: "Because my name is Susan."

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: #Laughs O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.

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: #Laughs The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.

: #Laughs I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

: #Laughs "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that.

: #Laughs A college couple is under a tree on campus making out.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

: #Laughs OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels.

: #Laughs What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!

: #Laughs During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general.

: #Laughs "Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Fred looking out of the kitchen window.

: #Laughs Women love to talk on the phone.

: #Laughs 3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all knitting garments for there respective babies.Suddnely the first expectant mother stops knitting, checks her watch, pulls a bottle of pills from her h

: #Laughs Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!

: #Laughs Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian.

: #Laughs What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An Amish drive by shooting!

: #Laughs Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation.

: #Laughs A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

: #Laughs A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.

: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?"Witness: "Where am I Cathy?"Attorney: "And why did that upset you?"Witness: "Because my name is Susan."

: #Laughs O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.

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