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: #Laughs "First," said the playboy,"I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose.""Oh no you're not," said the girl."Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks.""Oh no you're not.""Then I'll take you to my place and keep s

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee's?The pigmee's are a bunch of cunning runts.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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: #Laughs Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse, coffin and kicky little shroud

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: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has completely gone!"To which the man replied "I'm not surprised.She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !

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: #Laughs A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the flower beds.

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: #Laughs God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and a penis.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ? Boiler egg for four minutes !

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: #Laughs Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldn't sing.

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: #Laughs A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman.

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: #Laughs |The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.

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: #Laughs I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.

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: #Laughs Off by one.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

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: #Laughs Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool.

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: #Laughs AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up after itself.APPLE: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will tra

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: #Laughs Only in America...

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: #Laughs "First," said the playboy,"I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose.""Oh no you're not," said the girl."Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks.""Oh no you're not.""Then I'll take you to my place and keep s

: #Laughs What's the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee's?The pigmee's are a bunch of cunning runts.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

: #Laughs Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse, coffin and kicky little shroud

: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has completely gone!"To which the man replied "I'm not surprised.She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !

: #Laughs A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the flower beds.

: #Laughs God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and a penis.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ? Boiler egg for four minutes !

: #Laughs Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldn't sing.

: #Laughs A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman.

: #Laughs |The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.

: #Laughs I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.

: #Laughs Off by one.

: #Laughs What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

: #Laughs Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool.

: #Laughs AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up after itself.APPLE: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will tra

: #Laughs Only in America...

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