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: #Laughs |Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say10.

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: #Laughs |A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.

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: #Laughs |Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?A: 'Claws.' Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?A: A stri-ped!Q: Wh

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: #Laughs One day, President Bush visited an elementary school.

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: #Laughs Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

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: #Laughs Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him.

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: #Laughs Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)

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: #Laughs For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.

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: #Laughs Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.

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: #Laughs A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe.

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: #Laughs What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !

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: #Laughs New scientific theories4th RunnerUp-- The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation.

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: #Laughs |A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden.

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: #Laughs |Our Morning Prayer .

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: #Laughs Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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: #Laughs Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K

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: #Laughs A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash.

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: #Laughs Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !

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: #Laughs |Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say10.

: #Laughs |A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.

: #Laughs |Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?A: 'Claws.' Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?A: A stri-ped!Q: Wh

: #Laughs One day, President Bush visited an elementary school.

: #Laughs Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

: #Laughs Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him.

: #Laughs Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)

: #Laughs For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.

: #Laughs Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.

: #Laughs A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe.

: #Laughs What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !

: #Laughs New scientific theories4th RunnerUp-- The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation.

: #Laughs |A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden.

: #Laughs |Our Morning Prayer .

: #Laughs Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

: #Laughs Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K

: #Laughs A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash.

: #Laughs Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !

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