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: #Laughs We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of the U.S., promise to stop sending usyour old people, we will release your election.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.

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: #Laughs (name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W.

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: #Laughs The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever had it before?"

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: #Laughs yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

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: #Laughs There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik.

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: #Laughs Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!

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: #Laughs ---------------------- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO.

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: #Laughs What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.

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: #Laughs |In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success stories about government research scientists hired out for civilian business uses was the Argonne National Laboratory's helping McDonald's

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: #Laughs Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That's impossible.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

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: #Laughs |There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk - the ghost which `lived' there was feared by all.However, an enterprising journalist decided to get the scoop of the day by photographing the fearsom

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: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor queries."No, you idiot!" the man shouts.

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: #Laughs Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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: #Laughs Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father.One boy said, "My father is better than your father."The other kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother."The first boy paused and then replied, "

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: #Laughs Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

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: #Laughs Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south.

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: #Laughs 17.

: #Laughs We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of the U.S., promise to stop sending usyour old people, we will release your election.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.

: #Laughs (name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W.

: #Laughs The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever had it before?"

: #Laughs yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

: #Laughs There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik.

: #Laughs Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!

: #Laughs ---------------------- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO.

: #Laughs What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.

: #Laughs |In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success stories about government research scientists hired out for civilian business uses was the Argonne National Laboratory's helping McDonald's

: #Laughs Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That's impossible.

: #Laughs Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

: #Laughs Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

: #Laughs |There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk - the ghost which `lived' there was feared by all.However, an enterprising journalist decided to get the scoop of the day by photographing the fearsom

: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor queries."No, you idiot!" the man shouts.

: #Laughs Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

: #Laughs Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father.One boy said, "My father is better than your father."The other kid said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother."The first boy paused and then replied, "

: #Laughs Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

: #Laughs Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south.

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